Great Coffee Story

There was a time when I drank the best Tassimo T Discs in the entire universe. This is the story of the results of this event. It was a typical day, waking up to a light rain on a Tuesday, and I was looking forward to some good coffee. There was a new K-Cup on my counter that I had never seen. It was very unusual as it simply had a dark blue mysterious logo on it. I tossed it in the Keurig B70 machine and thought little of it. When I actually drank this coffee I became very interested in it. First of all it was delicious, but tasted like no other coffee I’ve have ever had. That’s when the mutation set in. I became stronger instantly and grew about two feet taller. I instantly became more handsome and beautiful women were gathering in my front yard. I didn’t even use the door. I jumped with my newly acquired super jump and landed in the yard. The roof was destroyed but was immediately repaired as I glided through the air. The women in the front yard all became pregnant purely by proxy. I realized it was the coffee that had done this to me. It had mutated me like in the comic books in to a superhuman hero. It was time for me to fly off and start my crime fighting career. I put a giant letter “k” on the back of the cape for Keurig K-cups and I was on my way. The spandex took a bit to get used to but I could fly so that didn’t matter much. It isn’t a very dramatic story but the best instant coffee has a chance to turn you into a superhero. You can expect crime to be reduced significantly in the future because of me and my trusty side kick the Keurig B70.